East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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