I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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