hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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