lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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