Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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