Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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