I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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