break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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