Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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