Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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