Don't you send me to vm
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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