I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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