No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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