Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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