i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
vagina is talking i cant
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
