I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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