it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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