this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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