i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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