My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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