My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
porn star boner night. come get it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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