check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Betty ford says i'm here all night
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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