are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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