No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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