What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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