But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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