I must be too annoying 4 u.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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