Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
