So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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