yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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