He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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