I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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