Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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