I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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