if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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