Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
