Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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