we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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