Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I checked into jail on foursquare
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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