Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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