I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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