just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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