All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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