nut hugger
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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