You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We need to get me chipped asap
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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