Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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