I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
