well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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