How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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