physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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